Aliens Exist
I know, because I was abducted by them.
Monday night we played floor hockey AND baseball. Neither were overly rough, but I played hard. I was tired Monday night, but that was too be expected. Tuesday morning, I awoke VERY sore, much more than normal, and with bruises on my bicepts and legs. Not overly large ones, but painful ones. Around the area you would get a bruise if you broke restraining straps.
I don't mind being abducted, but I wish they would at least give me a tour before they returned me.